One Apple A Day #13
“What?”
“I didn’t know there was chicken in this sandwich”
“So? Are you vegetarian now?”
“No but …”
“But?”
“I don’t trust chicken in these places”
“Oh come on. It’s a chicken”
“Yeah, but I read an article the other day and they say there use all these hormones to make the chickens bigger”
“Oh shit. So? Are you eating it or not? You’ve been starring at that sandwich for 5 minutes!”
“Not sure. How’s yours?”
“Ah, I got it.”
“What?”
“You want mine”
“Hey, I’m just asking if it’s good”
“I hate when you do this. If you want something you ask for it. Do you want to swap sandwiches? Than, ask for it!”
“Would you … ?”
“Damn! This is not asking, it’s babbling. I said, ask for it!”
“Ok,ok. Can we swap our sandwiches?”
“Hell no. There are mushrooms on yours. I hate mushrooms! But you can buy a new one!”
“You’re a moron. You know it?”